All tongues that rise against walnut mist Jamie shall fall btw
how i picture colin's coming out:
isaac: it's okay that you're gay bruv
jamie: as long as it's not for zava!
sam: love whoever you want to love unconditionally
jamie: except for if it's zava
ted: whatever floats your boat
jamie: but if it's zava i will sink it.
things jamie tartt keeps in his little man bag:
- mirror
- chapstick
- tiny pot of hair wax
- ted danson the toy soldier
- condoms (you never know)
- puppy collar and leash (you never know!!)
- top trumps cards of sam, dani, and colin
- at least two fidget toys
- a note from georgie included in a care package of biscuits from simon saying how proud she is of him
- a strip of photobooth photos of him and roy taken in amsterdam. roy is scowling in all of them. well hidden in a back pocket and already worn at the corners from being touched so often
- a post-it saying "if lost please return to" and listing ted, roy, and keeley's contact details. it's not clear if this refers to the bag or to jamie himself
Oh what did y'all think i was JOKING when i said “deluge”?? 🤨
I'm sure there's better gifs out there but i never noticed dani picking up and spinning roy around 😭🥰
Like V-J Day
Or the lads kiss each other to cover for Colin kissing Michael after West Ham and a new Richmond tradition is born. 5.9k [Ao3]
Never did Sam Obisanya think he’d be clutching and screaming with Jamie Tartt after scoring the winning goal in a premier league trophy match.
For several reasons, really. He’d always believed the team could do well and he’d believed he could do himself and his family proud in this sport he loved but after everything they’d gone through and with Jamie Tartt of all people…
He was having a little trouble trying to believe he wasn’t dreaming.
That feeling only increased when Jamie stopped screaming, his eyes on something past Sam’s shoulder and going wide with panic.
“Sam!” Jamie yelled. “Kiss me! Kiss me on the mouth!”
Sam blinked at him, unsure he’d heard right. “What!?”
Jamie shook his head, his eyes still wide, and moved his hands from Sams’s shoulders to his face. “I’m gonna kiss you now.”
There wasn’t really time to think so Sam just said “Oh. Okay!” and Jamie leaned in and kissed him.